More Like Her

I bet Princess Kate never gets a head cold.  In fact, there are a whole host of things I bet Her Royal Highness has never had to put up with.  And since I'm sick, and just got another C in math, I'm going to    indulge in my self-pity  and make a list. 

I mean, what's she got that I haven't?  Besides like several inches of height and glossy brown hair.  

But, Harry and I are meant to be

1- Get a head cold.  Seriously. She looks like she doesn't even have sinuses

2- Barely pass her basic college math credit.  Do they even have core curriculums in the UK?

3- get dumped

4- get the stupid "it's not you, it's me" speech.  After 21years of this, a girl can start to suspect that yeah, maybe it is her.

5- have to worry about things like internships, careers, grad school, and what she's going to do with her life.  Obviously, she's going to be a princess.  

6- Have a roommate.  If she ever had as annoying of a roommate as I do, she could just set the Buckingham palace guards with the funny hats on them

7-have to wear hand me down clothes from her sisters middle school years well into her 20s.  This is starting to become embarrassing.  Also Kate is an older sister.  Even though I'm pretty sure Pippa doesn't wear hand me downs, and if she does, who cares cause they're amazing.  

8- Get demoted at crew practice

9- have to wake up obscenely early to go to said crew practice

10- not have the right credits to graduate. Not only did she never transfer anywhere, but if she did, I bet they'd just let her graduate anyway.  She's probably a genius.  Maybe she's just a superhuman. 

Oh Kate Middleton, I'd probably hate you if I didn't love you so much.  

But actually, Kate, I love you

ps- More Like Her is a Miranda Lambert song.  Speaking of Miranda Lambert and More Like Her, I'm a lot "more like her" than I really am like Kate.  Maybe that explains something(?)  

Kate Squared

What is it with Britain and ridiculously good looking girls named Kate?

Let's see, there's Kate Moss, Kate Middleton, Kate Winslett to name a few.  

In case you haven't already hears, I love, love, love, love, love Kate Middleton. Well, actually I love the whole royal family, in that way that is kind of weird if you're not a British citizen.  Know what I mean?  Also, as a fellow ginger, I appreciate Harry making those freckles work.  And the queen is adorable.  But actually, I don't have much to say.  My point isn't even about the royal family.  

It's about my other favorite Kate.  

That's right.

 Ms Kate Moss.  

Kate Moss at Glastonbury

This is probably my favorite picture of her, except some from when she was very young.  Mostly because I love everything going on here. Vest as a shirt, short grey shorts, wellies?  

Her look is rock n' roll but polished in that specifically British way.  

Has she ever worn an ugly outfit? 

I'm asking this as I'm wearing yoga capris with a hole in them and an oversized bright red field hockey sweatshirt.  

Can I have her stylist? 

Or better yet, can she be my stylist?

At least field hockey is Kate Middleton- Approved.  

TTYL

-Emme

PS:  You know who else looked great at Glastonbury?  

Emma Watson.  

Seriously, she should just dress like this everyday.